Arrive early and get into the comedy spirit at our bars serving a delightful selection of summer-inspired drinks.

Make sure you arrive hungry for food as well as great comedy and enjoy tasty morsels from local street-food heroes.

All our traders offer a vegetarian option with vegan options available too. We are a cashless event, our bars and traders only accept cards.


We'll be serving up MEANTIME's crisp LONDON LAGER, hoppy PALE ALE & tropical ANYTIME IPA, the refreshing ASAHI SUPER DRY and a selection of sublime ciders from CORNISH ORCHARDS.

Wine by Jacob's Creek

Savour our specially selected range from JACOB'S CREEK. Choose from their DOUBLE BARREL CHARDONNAY or SHIRAZ, RESERVE SAUVIGNON BLANC or their delightful LE PETIT ROSÉ.


Celebrate the summer with a cocktail or two from NAKED MALT who've crafted an assortment of sours just for you. Choose from their NAKED ORANGE, APPLE, GRAPEFRUIT or BERRY... Chefs-kissingly good!


Turn up the fizz with EDINBURGH GIN and their signature CLASSIC GIN & TONIC or try their summer-styled selection ft GOOSEBERRY & ELDERFLOWER and RHUBARB & GINGER, served with thirst-quenching Fever Tree tonics and a lemon twist!

Sir Isaacs Artisan Coffee

Get your caffeine kick with SIR ISAACS ARTISAN COFFEE who'll be serving up all sorts of hot and cold treats - keeping you perfectly perked-up and ready for some amazing entertainment!

Ravenous Fudge

Gorge on these gorgeous delicacies from RAVENOUS FUDGE choose from Belgian Chocolate, Coconut Ice, Coffee & Cream, Chilli Chocolate and many more. Not ravenous yet?... Oh you will be!


Creators of the African Burrito JOLLOF MAMA bring their legendary Suya BBQ and Jollof Rice to the Comedy Garden showcasing Nigeria's finest dishes with a modern twist.

Chilli Cheese Hot Dogs

Coming hot to you from their lovingly restored Bedford Van - devour these HOT DOG delights served with fries, chilli sauce and all manor of trimmings!

Emilio's Lebanese

Foodie fanatics EMILIO'S STREET FOOD serves fantastic authentic mediterranean street food with a Lebanese twist.

Eat Like A Greek

All manor of souvlaki goodness and mediterranean morsels served by EAT LIKE A GREEK from their lovingly restored horsebox turned mobile taverna!

Warm & Toastie

On a mission to spread cheesey-love one toastie at a time! Don’t miss festival favourites WARM & TOASTIE as they bring their melty grilled delights back to Greenwich.


Come and grab a giant triangle of gorgeousness at JAN DOSA KAL, bursting with flavour, sweet aromas and served with lip-smacking chutneys.